BREAKING NEWS:
Smokey Burner, the Broken Stove's resident curmudgeon, has obtained a leaked copy of Barack Obama's text message announcing his running mate for the upcoming presidential elections. The message reads:
OMG, EVRE1! MY VEEP & NEW BFF IS TTLY JO BIDEN, DEM., DEL.
THS TCKT IS NOW SO OTH!
THX 4 YR SUPPRT! Y WE CN!
XOXO, BO
As soon as the Broken Stove is able to contact a twelve-year-old girl or other native text-speaker, we will provide a translation.
Friday, August 22, 2008
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