Things That Keep Me Up At Night

      I wonder if Murphy really wanted that Law named after him, or was that just one more damn thing that went wrong?

      If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, who the hell cares? It's a TREE. In a FOREST. Which means there are lots more of them. Get over it.

      Sometimes, my dog smells like Fritos. Which makes me wonder what the Fritos people might be hiding from us.

The Lost Twitter Log of Captain Ahab

UPDATE: Captain Ahab's Twitter Log will soon be run by the fine folks at Yankee Pot Roast. I'll update with a direct link as soon as they post it.
And here it is.

Great Moments in Film á la Xtranormal (Rocky, 1976)

      OK, Xtranormal.com owes me another 30 minutes of my life back. This time, in honor of risk-averse Hollywood, rather than create my own original idea I've simply rebooted a popular classic. This way, I don't have to do any original work to create goodwill in my audience; nostalgia will do it for me! If I just remember to include enough of the taglines and iconic images from the original, I'm guaranteed to at least break even at the box office. First up, the final scene of Sylvester Stallone's beloved chump-to-champ crowd-pleaser, Rocky.